My mum is a bitch. She took my Xbox 360 controller away! Apparently I have become addicted. I suppose I am. I am now even dreaming of how to get my rank up on GRAW. This is a sad time. For me.

MEH! I'm taking up smoking again! Too many injustices and too little nicotine! Kirsty gave me a Lucky Strike. Had to twos it with Aimbo Rainbow and it got us roght in the mood to smoke 20 rapid.

Some stupid ned actually expected me to walk all the way from Bonnaughton to Canniesburn and buy him fireworks - "Haw... Want tae jump in fur firewurks fur mae?". I was like "Oh, hold on and I'll zip my fucking head back up!" Little arseholes.

Fireworks = SHIT. They make stupid noise, boom in colours and scare the absolute crap out of the dogs. Oh how I hate when my darlings get scared. The last time, Max managed to open the fridge, dig it all out (shelves and all) and ripped the nail out of his foot when we went out shopping. I hate it.


"Goodbye and fuck the lot of you. I hope this bored you stupid."

SHIT! BASTARD! FUCK! CUNT! SHITE! Xbox Live is down!!! This may not mean a shit bit of difference to mere peasants but it means I have to wait a whole 24 hours before I get on to G.R.A.W! I hope they fix the fucking dodgey mic thing and they get the whole server situation sorted. On a lighter note... I got up to level 5. I want to be up at 6 by Friday, hence wanting on Live tonight.

Wow, Jane is on holiday with Megan? Is it a sign? (Jane get back to me on that) Meh, bitch gets to go to Greece! Booze heaven. Prey is just the 2nd best game ever. It's like the 3rd best thing to sex.

I'm thinking of getting a MySpazz. Not sure. LJ is soooo much easier.

Going to play football with my new shiny 20 quid ball that better not get scuffed.

Arrivederci.


"The dude on the deck above had crabs!" "Yes, he couldn't afford lobsters..."

Current Music: Frank Zappa - Don't eat the yellow snow

Going off to play Xbox Live in a few minutes. G.R.A.W rules. STILL on level 4 but hopefully tonight I'll have some decent ranked matches and get up a few.

Meh, more folk need to get a live account!!! Greg especially. He's the only half-decent player about.

Not much to say except OCTOBER WEEK!!! Two fucking NABs when I go back though. BAWS.

Arrivederci.


"Ye cunny dae that! You'll get an itchy bonce!"

She's fucking left me. Well, they both have. Heather and Aimi are off jaunting about in Spain. At least Jamielea's there.

Aimi's mathemarical equation for the lesbian:

"L times L = L². The square root of L² is L, which bring you back to the subject of the formula." I haven't got a clue how she came to that conclusion and she's more or less stating the obvious about the square roots of numbers. The bisexual mathetical theorem provided a bit more insight - "G times S = B. If you take the G away from the B they become S again, with any luck." Got to love her. She's the most tolerant homophobe I know. I'm sure she just plays on the whole homophobe act but she feels alone considering she's the 'only' straight one in the group. We have the GBL and all we need is the T. 

Steven is for to doing me head in. I keep looking at him then when he looks up he sees me looking at him then he hides beneath Artem's back. Then he looks at me, I look at him then he hides under Artem again. MEH! He's very unapproachable which is infuriating! Blair said he'd put in a good word for me. Blair got me wondering today. He kept saying I should go out with Ross in Physics which makes me wonder if Ross likes me and Blair has slipped up by saying "Why don't you go out with Ross?" Well, I can think of several reasons not to. 

Some tit from UNICEF cae to the school yesterday. Jesus fuck. Most boring thing I've ever had to sit through. He had sweaty tits aswell, much to Jade and I's amusement. Probably ruptured an implant. The only important thing he said was tha smoking clubs were legal so I'm going to find one and join one.

OCTOBER WEEK! Aiming for complete inebreation and Xbox Live overdose. 

Oh yeah,  1-0 TARTAN ARMY!
Well, we were all jubilant that we beat France, if not completely off our tits.

"You're not gay! You can't be! I was relying on you to be my 'straight' friend!"

Current Music: Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure

We have another addition to the gay community a the school.

Done homework toda yand I can confirm that I am complete baws at anything to do with point of inflection and tangents.

Was cooking some nachos and decided to fire a chili on. Cut it up and forgot to wash my hands. Rubbed eye and was under the tap for half an hour. Was the worst pain I've felt. Vince is okay, on a lighter note.

FUCK SCHOOL!


"Paula, concentrate on your work! Look at Sam, beavering on!"

Level 3 of G.R.A.W. So chuffed.

Few things I should like to clear up. 

A dyke is A WALL. Not a derogatory term for a lesbian.

Heather (broke her arm) doesn't hate Megan. But we all know who said otherwise.

Marks & Spencer have crap models. Matalan's are better.

We were in computing today. Normal stuff. Getting notes on software stuff and then we hear this scream. The guy behind me had an epileptic fit. It was shite for him. He banged his head off the desk and fell on it. I truely had the fright of my life. I never really knew him but I still felt scared for him. Get well soon, Vincent.



"Hippies are gonna take over the world one day and I'm not going to like it."

Current Music: Dave Matthews - Crash

Went to the science centre today. Fun shit. Got kitted out for Chrimbo - so many free stuff! Very cool exhibitions, especially the mosquito one and the asteroid one was very good. We got to hold a 3000 quid asteroid! Heavy. And the helium. We were all walking about talking like baby aliens. Good stuff. I had about 5 balloons worth adn my head was spinning by the end of it. Kirsty-anne did the best rendition of 'Lonely' by Akon. And of course, Paul sounded hilarious.

We got glow sticks. We had to get some guy to jump up for us to get more.

The dog is sick. Sucks.

I made up with Caitlin. No more names. Maybe emo.

I have to ask, who has the most downright, fucking stupid msn adress? I'm guessing either me, Jane or Heather but I think mine takes the biscuit. Any other rammstein_worshipper's out there? Didn't think so. Or maybe some thefunkysomeoneorother's?

Mrs Young gave me so much shit on medians of triangles. Meh, maths = shiat, biatch.

I've just realised that I've made a big mistake woth my ex so I'm off to fix it.

I have ant bites and they hurt.

Fuck you God  for making ants.

Had a pretty weird weekend but I can't say to much. To many peeps know about my LJ. All I'm saying is we broke about a gazillion laws. And Matthew was there! That made my night. Not because I am his stalker, but he provided delightful banter. Heathen, my prayers are with thee...

To the more important stuff. I'm getting glasses! How much does that suck? I've spent all my life mocking the spectacle bearers and now I'm being told my right eye is pure pish. I'm hardly overjoyed at the thought of prancing around in glasses but it beats squidging contacts in your eyes. Sucks. Ass.
School tomorrow. I ironed my new bedding and ironed my school shirt this morning and put the washing on. I missed my mum last night. I made her her toast and felt a bit better. God knows why. I'm doing my english homework at the moment. Henry VIII pish. He was such a player.
I hope to see all the people I never see outside school in school tomorrow. Sucks ass that Aimi went away for 5 weeks.

Bleh de bleh.


"I hate disloyal people. Gets right up my shiter." - Oh, your wisdom astounds me.

Current Location: My house, in the middle of my street.
Current Mood: all ironed out.
Current Music: DJ Krissy - (Don't know the name. Some pish Claire sent me)